Do you think it was wrong when I stole all of Jesus's flesh (bread) and drank all of his blood (wine)...?

Question

while I was in church? (btw I was like 6 back then)
So yeah, I was sitting there one day, watching my cousin (he was like 6) dance is **** off while the guy in the robe began chanting..so I was really hungry and I slipped into the back (og the room or w/e you call it), and I ate all the bread, and drank all of the wine..
I went back to my seat though, and my parents didn't notice I was gone..although they did notice that I was acting quite weird (the wine)


Since I ate his flesh, and drank his blood, does that mean I am now Jesus himself?

...is this why I'm an Atheist ?

bleh, no one can take a joke about my reasons being an atheist

Answer 1

Why do people post things like this?
You don't deserve an answer.
I will pray for you dear.

Answer 2

You are not an atheist or Jesus because of this, because Jesus was a Jew. The bread and wine are just symbols that Jesus died to get rid of all of our sins. If you wanted to, you could go around telling people that you are Jesus and see what happens.

Answer 3

You were really hungry and so you did it, with out any specific aim to misbehave, Lord is always kind. He loves His children. He does not punish His own children. By what you have done, you just behaved like a small child of ignorance. There is noting like, you became Jesus. You have also not become an Atheist.

Answer 4

you are an atheist because you do not believe the organized religious shpeel about god and christianity. even though you were small at the time, eating the bread and wine does not make you evil, though you were probably hungry.

Answer 5

During the Liturgy the Priest asks God for this miracle to take place. The Holy Eucharist is a sacrament and a sacrifice. In the Holy Eucharist, under the appearances of bread and wine, the Lord Christ is contained, offered, and received. (a) The whole Christ is really, truly, and substantially present in the Holy Eucharist. We use the words "really, truly, and substantially" to describe Christ's presence in the Holy Eucharist in order to distinguish Our Lord's teaching from that of mere men who falsely teach that the Holy Eucharist is only a sign or figure of Christ, or that He is present only by His power. All Christians, with but few minor exceptions, held the true doctrine of the Real Presence from the time of Christ until the Protestant Revolution in the sixteenth century. The word "Eucharist" means "Thanksgiving."Christ instituted the Holy Eucharist at the Last Supper, the night before He died. About a year before the Last Supper Our Lord promised to give us the Holy Eucharist. This promise is related in the sixth chapter of the Gospel according to Saint John. The fulfillment of this promise took place at the Last Supper. Christ instituted the Holy Eucharist in this way: He took bread, blessed and broke it, and giving it to His apostles, said: "Take and eat; this is My body;" then He took a cup of wine, blessed it, and giving it to them, said: "All of you drink of this; for this is My blood of the new covenant which is being shed for many unto the forgiveness of sins;" finally, He gave His apostles the commission: "Do this in remembrance of Me." When Our Lord said, "This is My body," the entire substance of the bread was changed into His body; and when He said, "This is My blood," the entire substance of the wine was changed into His blood. Christ could not have used clearer, more explicit words than "This is My body." He did not say, "This is a sign of My body," or "This represents My body," but, "This is My body." Catholics take Christ at His word because He is the omnipotent God. On His word they know that the Holy Eucharist is the body and blood of Christ. After the substance of the bread and wine had been changed into Our Lord's body and blood, there remained only the appearances of bread and wine. Because the appearances of bread and wine remain in the Holy Eucharist, we cannot see Christ with our bodily eyes in this sacrament. We do see Him, however, with the eyes of faith. Our bodily eyes, moreover, do not deceive us when they see the appearances of bread and wine for these appearances really remain after the Consecration of the Mass. God, who created all things from nothing, who fed the five thousand with five loaves, who changed water into wine instantaneously, who raised the dead to life, can change bread and wine into the body and blood of Christ. Although the Holy Eucharist is a great mystery, and consequently beyond human understanding, the principles of sound reason can show that this great gift is not impossible by the power of God. The doctrine of the Eucharist is is not only in the Bible but was taught from the very beginning. Ignatius of Antioch, one of the Apostolic Fathers and a direct disciple of the Apostle John, mentions the Eucharist as "the flesh of our Saviour Jesus Christ",[17] and Justin Martyr speaks of it as more than a meal: "the food over which the prayer of thanksgiving, the word received from Christ, has been said ... is the flesh and blood of this Jesus who became flesh ... and the deacons carry some to those who are absent."[18]

Answer 6

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Answer 7

Drink wine when you are too young will kill your brain cell. that is the reason why you become a Atheists. No more brain cell left.

Answer 8

Mayb all that wine went to your head...? l0l

Answer 9

Orly? They don't leave consecrated bread and wine laying around, you probably just had some normal stuff.

Answer 10

his bread didn't taste that good tho i had to run home to get some peanut butter and jelly..so me and you are now jesus