Three Guys Go to Heaven
Three guys die and end up at the gates of heaven, talking to St. Peter.
"So," Peter asks the first guy, "how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"None. I had a perfect marriage."
"Great," says Peter. "You get to cruise around heaven in a Mercedes. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"Only twice, I think," says the second guy.
"Okay. You get to cruise around heaven in a Cadillac. And you, how many times did you cheat on your wife?"
"12 times. Maybe 13," says the third guy.
"Okay," says Peter. "You get a rusty Ford."
Later that day, the guy in the Cadillac sees the guy in the Mercedes crying.
"What's wrong?"
"I just saw my wife."
"So?"
"She was riding a skateboard."
2007-11-18 12:58:41 · 13 answers · asked by Brown eyed girl 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hahaha!FUNNY!10101010100!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-18 15:03:47 · answer #1 · answered by ~Morgan~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
9
2007-11-18 13:55:19 · answer #2 · answered by Mark D 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh i get it the wife cheated on the husband many times so she rides skateboard! LOL i give it a 10!
2007-11-18 13:02:33 · answer #3 · answered by mizter Bones 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 8/10!
2007-11-18 13:33:14 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I give it a 10!
2007-11-18 13:06:14 · answer #5 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Asking questions is in no way stupid. a million. isn't a good suggestion. you could harm thoughts, badly. 2. do not provide this word at college. 3. All adult adult males opt for gals. undecided with reference to the back turn. If he does it, and get's harm. each and every person factors arms at you. ok. a million for each. stupid and formidable, a million for each. sure, it became humorous.
2016-09-29 11:56:11 · answer #6 · answered by nembhard 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's so cool! 10/10
2007-11-18 13:12:49 · answer #7 · answered by Judgerz 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 good one
2007-11-18 13:09:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'd give it a 12, maybe 13 .... HAHAHAHA!!! Do I get a skateboard too now? ;-)
2007-11-18 13:44:37 · answer #9 · answered by Lori 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
10 lol,
2007-11-18 20:49:10 · answer #10 · answered by poseidon 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ii heard that one never gets old
2007-11-18 13:26:41 · answer #11 · answered by Sweet Heart V 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋