What does God carry in his fanny pack? What does Satan carry in his?

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2007-11-18 12:26:56 · 4 answers · asked by Je Marche Drôle 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality

God has never had His omnipotent Fanny Packed

2007-11-18 12:32:31 · answer #1 · answered by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋

God carries EVERYTHING in His fanny pack. Satan doesn't carry anything in his fanny pack except that which God has given him.

2007-11-18 21:12:23 · answer #2 · answered by swindled 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋

I really cannot improve on sisters answer...!

I think Satan packs Chick tracts tho :)

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2007-11-18 20:33:42 · answer #3 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋

God--Mixed nuts and raisins trail mix and a water bottle

Satan--lip balm and one of those little personal fans.

2007-11-18 20:50:05 · answer #4 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋