2007-11-18 11:04:46 · 10 answers · asked by STFU Dude 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Ya know what would suck about heaven? Being a nature lover. You'd be stuck with all those streets of gold and pearly gates. Weird that the biblical heaven seems designed by Donald Trump
2007-11-18 11:41:32 · answer #1 · answered by Laptop Jesus 3.9 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
No one, really, just a bunch of deformed cats singing about the umbrellas and the rain.
There will be a human, or two left, but they'll grow into crocodiles. Then Steve Irwin will be resurrected and he'll be the ruler of crocodile and cat land.
However, Yossarian will come back with his B-25 and bomb the $hit of everyone, and Yossarian will be the true ruler.
Hope that helped.
2007-11-18 19:14:32 · answer #2 · answered by WalshyFerdinand 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Penguins will take over the world after the rapture so they'll decide!
2007-11-18 19:09:10 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
The wealthy Atheists.
2007-11-18 19:10:25 · answer #4 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I want to live in a beach house.
2007-11-18 19:15:18 · answer #5 · answered by Purdey EP 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heathens.
We already have the Viking example of "kill your neighbors, take their stuff" to guide us.
No neighbors is even better. *G*
2007-11-18 20:33:15 · answer #6 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not me. Its been said theres no room for the fornicator (oh yea no room!) No room for the coveter (oh yeah no room!) ,
no room for the homosexual (oh yeah no room!) so jeebus can stuff it up his b utt.
2007-11-18 19:11:48 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The meek will inherit the mansions.
2007-11-18 19:08:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋
Me and you dude.
2007-11-18 19:08:27 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Me.
2007-11-18 19:08:47 · answer #10 · answered by Maple Sugar 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋