2007-11-18 10:54:41 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
This question isn't fair to those of us who don't go to church!!!!
2007-11-18 10:59:45 · answer #1 · answered by bete noire Carpe Noctum 5 · 1⤊ 2⤋
If I were to ever go again, I would make darn sure I went to Taco Bell and got 5 extra bean burritos and eat them for breakfast before I went to the service. The heck with brain farts, let's have some flatulence!
2007-11-18 19:00:48 · answer #2 · answered by timbers 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to be having a brain fart if I was in a church!
2007-11-18 18:58:41 · answer #3 · answered by atheist 6 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Yeah, church has a way of doing that to you sometimes. What I do to wake up though is let one of those silent sneakies out and when everyone starts to smell it look at the nearest old lady and try to blame it on her gesturing, or the old man that has fallen asleep.
2007-11-18 19:00:48 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Once I stood up at the wrong time and had to do something with it, so I played it off as a, "Wow, I really have to pee all of a sudden."
It's funny because it proves how we associate certain words with certain things. I was completely not paying attention, and someone must have said a trigger word. Boom, I stood right up.
2007-11-18 18:59:30 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Darn you little Kitten you think you a cuter than I!! I declare a Cute War!!!
2007-11-18 19:01:06 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever been to church?
2007-11-18 18:59:26 · answer #7 · answered by cheir 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Sure, but I believe Jesus liked laughter, God has a sense of humor.
2007-11-18 19:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by June smiles 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No. I prefer to make old fashioned regular farts in church. Call me a traditionalist.
2007-11-18 18:57:41 · answer #9 · answered by dddbbb 6 · 4⤊ 4⤋
I brain-fart everywhere.
2007-11-18 18:58:03 · answer #10 · answered by Pirate AM™ 7 · 1⤊ 3⤋