The 5th Affair A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer. "Certainly, Sir , that'll be one cent." "One Cent?" the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: "How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?" "A nickel," the barman replied. "A nickel?" exclaimed the man. "Where's the guy who owns this place?" The bartender replied: "Upstairs, with my wife." The man asked: "What's he doing upstairs with your wife?" The bartender replied: "The same thing I'm doing to his business down here."
Pls star it you liked it. Thx.
2007-11-18 10:42:51 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#'s 1 and 2 just got deleted...This is Jokes and Riddles category. I'm being trolled....
2007-11-18 12:29:20 · update #1
nice one 10/10
2007-11-18 10:53:33 · answer #1 · answered by dizzydi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny
2016-05-24 02:41:44 · answer #2 · answered by pilar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 10:45:41 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sounds to me like the owner was getting exactly what he deserved*
Yes I like it*
2007-11-18 10:52:49 · answer #4 · answered by Me 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
star it
2007-11-18 10:48:32 · answer #5 · answered by Robert C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
:^)
2007-11-18 11:01:43 · answer #6 · answered by generaljaoe3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋