The 4th Affair A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. "Hurry," she said, "stand in the corner." She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. "Don't move until I tell you," she said, " pretend you're a statue." "What's this?" the husband inquired as he entered the room. "Oh it's a statue," she replied, "the Smiths bought one and I liked it so I got one for us, too." No more was said, not even when they went to bed. Around 2 AM the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer. "Here," he said to the statue, have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smiths and nobody offered me a damned thing."
Pls star if you liked it. Thanx.
2007-11-18 10:41:09 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
#'s 1 and 2 just got violated. This is Jokes and Riddles...can you believe it?
We are being trolled tonight....
2007-11-18 12:30:52 · update #1
Hahahaha! Luv it! Hahaha!
2007-11-18 10:44:38 · answer #1 · answered by J D 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It means that the husband replaced into having an affair with Mrs. Smith, and he pretended he replaced good right into a staue, and he pretened he replaced good right into a statue for 2 days, with out eating, and so he gave the guy a sandwitch through actuality no gave him one on the same time as he replaced into pretending to be a statue. yet confident, I absolutly like it!
2016-10-17 04:56:49 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It means that the husband was having an affair with Mrs. Smith, and he pretended he was a staue, and he pretened he was a statue for 2 days, without eating, and so he gave the guy a sandwitch because no gave him one when he was pretending to be a statue.
But yes, I absolutly love it!
2007-11-18 11:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by maria j 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 10:56:01 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wow thats funny!!
2007-11-18 11:00:54 · answer #5 · answered by generaljaoe3 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wuutt?
2007-11-18 10:44:15 · answer #6 · answered by lea_lene 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i dont get it..... will someone explain?
2007-11-18 11:17:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋