The 3rd Affair A mortician was working late one night. He examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen! "I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz," the mortician commented, "I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity." So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home "I have something to show you won't believe," he said to his wife, opening his briefcase. "My God!" the wife exclaimed, "Schwartz is dead!"
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2007-11-18 10:39:33 · 4 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-18 12:32:30 · update #1
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2007-11-18 10:43:44 · answer #1 · answered by emma_undoo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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