A young boy goes to the zoo with his father. As they are passing the elephant exhibit the youngster looks over at the elephant.
After a few seconds he turns to his Dad and asks "Dad, what's that hanging down from the elephant?"
His father replies "That's his trunk son."
"No, no, Dad," says the boy, "at the back."
"Oh, that's his tail" replies his father.
"No, Dad," the boy says, "Between his legs."
The father looks over and replies "That's his penis, son."
The young lad thinks about the answer for a minute, and then says to his father "Last week Mommy told me that was nothing."
"Well son," replies his father, "You have to remember that your mother is a very spoiled woman."
2007-11-18 10:22:13 · 6 answers · asked by pd6491 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Either daddy is "Streching" the truth, Or he sure has a lot of Junk in his "Trunk"! wooooo hooooo....
2007-11-18 11:33:33 · answer #1 · answered by Wondering.... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 18:26:12 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-18 18:48:47 · answer #3 · answered by suni 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i doooooooont get it
2007-11-18 19:23:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...lmao....great joke =)
2007-11-18 18:27:38 · answer #5 · answered by shammaim04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha....wow...
2007-11-19 21:38:14 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋