please help me with this?

Question

i need to wright three simple recipes for school, but they have to be kinda nasty recipes, for example, add three cups of eylashes or something, i dont know why but its hard for me to make these up, i need at least two. if you can give me some ideas that would be great. heres what my paper says to do just in case. --edward lears "three recipes for domestic cookery" presents absurd recipes that satirizes cookbooks. its clear the author pokes fun at often complicated cookin techniques. make three recipes for the most ridiculouse things you can imagine using both bizare and normal items-- please help me.
thank you.

and please dont tell me to so my own homework. i tried and he gave it back to me. so please help.

Answer 1

I'll give you some hints to help you do it on your own. Find a recipe on the net (or in your mother or father's cookbook) for chocolate chip cookies - just regular chocolate chip cookies. Then, where it says to add the chocolate chips, substitute it with x-lax. Add comments about how delicious they are and how they help a person "move" along or other words that describe that kind of body function, like "Enjoy these with your friends - everyone will have a blast".

Another recipe you can do is take a Chicken Fried Steak recipe (you can also find those on the net) and put a road kill cat in the recipe in place of the beef. You can give the recipe a new name.

I gave my father a cookbook one year on how to cook Road Kill. It was a joke cookbook - one recipe was called 'How to cook a 25 foot cat" - had to do with a cat that squirted 25 feet after being hit. Another was called Whatchamacallit Stew because you couldn't tell what the animal on the road was.

Hope that gave you some ideas. Good luck. Go into detail about the recipe as far as the funny business.

You could put slugs in a recipe and say "It goes down easy". - things like that.

Answer 2

just write down the first thing that pops into your head thats gross and appropriate for school. you should have your answers in no time

Answer 3

do your own home work