irish guy walks into a pub. i'll have an orange juice please bartender..................still orange sir...................yes i haven't changed my f-ing mind
2007-11-18 10:14:17 · 9 answers · asked by boris the spider 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol, star for you, good one.
My turn for a bar joke.
This drunk man comes home, and at the front door, his wife is standing there. She is really ticked off. She yells, 'Where the hell have you been!?!? You've kept me up most of the night!!! Where the hell were you!?!?'
Then the guy says, 'Don't scream. I was at this great new bar. Called the Golden Saloon. Everything there is gold. The tables, the seats, the bar, the stools, the cups. Hell, even the urinals are golden.'
Frustrated, the woman looks in the phone-book, and find the Goldne Saloon. She calls them and says is it true you have golden tables, seats, bars, stools, and cups?'
'Why yes we do ma'am'
'You even have golden urinals?'
'Hold on a minute' then the guy yells, HEY BOB. I THINK WE HAVE A LEAD ON WHO WENT ON YOUR SAXOPHONE!
2007-11-18 10:22:27 · answer #1 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Bad joke
2007-11-18 10:17:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I hated your joke but I liked the soccer guy's joke.
2007-11-18 10:47:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I actually think that was funny
2007-11-18 10:17:59 · answer #4 · answered by SteveT 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-11-18 10:17:43 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
nearly,not quite
2007-11-18 10:18:46 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-18 10:25:14 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i liked it,,,
2007-11-18 10:19:32 · answer #8 · answered by patto 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
uh............
2007-11-18 10:30:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋