After 3 years of selfless service, a man realized that he has not been promoted, no transfer, no salary increase no commendation and that the Company is not doing any thing about it. So he decided to walk up to his HR Manager one morning and after exchanging greetings, he told his HR Manager his observation. The boss looked at him, laughed
and asked him to sit down saying; My friend, you have not worked here for even one day.
The man was surprised to hear this, but the manager went on toExplain.
Manager:- How many days are there in a year?
Man:- 365 days and some times 366
Manager:- how many hours make up a day?
Man:- 24 hours
Manager:- How long do you work in a day?
Man:- 8am to 4pm. i.e. 8 hours a
day.
25 minutes ago - 3 days left to answer.
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25 minutes ago
Manager:- So, what fraction of the day do you work in hours? Man:- (He did some arithmetic and said 8/24 hours i.e. 1/3(one third)
Manager:- That is nice of you! What is one-third of 366 day
2007-11-18 10:10:54 · 8 answers · asked by Purbasha 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Man:- 122 (1/3x366 = 122 in days
Manager:- Do you come to work on weekends?
Man:- No sir
Manager:- How many days are there in a year that are weekends?
Man:- 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals to 104 days
Manager:- Thanks for that. If you remove 104 days from 122 days, how
many days do you now have?
Man:- 18 days.
Manager:- OK! I do give you 2 weeks sick leave every year. Now remove
that14 days from the 18 days left. How many days do you have
remaining?
Man:- 4 days
24 minutes ago
Manager:- Do you work on New Year day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on workers day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 2 days sir!
Manager:- Do you come to work on the (National holiday )?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- 1 day sir!
Manager:- Do you work on Christmas day?
Man:- No sir!
Manager:- So how many days are left?
Man:- None sir!
Manager:- So, what are you claiming?
2007-11-18 10:12:08 · update #1
Man:- I have understood, Sir. I did not realize that I was stealing
Company money all these days.
Moral: NEVER GO TO HR FOR HELP!!!
NO STARSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-18 10:12:29 · update #2
Sorry for posting it again, but no one was giving attention, that's why............................ :(
2007-11-18 10:13:00 · update #3
Hahaha! Explains so much about my thankless job! I'm totally takin' this into my office! Hahaha, thanks! :-D
2007-11-18 10:20:40 · answer #1 · answered by Nata 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 10:15:07 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALL starss
thats interesting!
2007-11-18 10:42:04 · answer #3 · answered by soulmate (HERE & FOUND) 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.
I like that.
2007-11-18 10:26:29 · answer #4 · answered by Sucre Noir 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol nice did u come up with it?
2007-11-18 10:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL funny!
2007-11-18 10:14:37 · answer #6 · answered by Jess 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
long, but funny.....lmao....great joke!
2007-11-18 10:26:36 · answer #7 · answered by shammaim04 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-18 10:24:07 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋