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discredit the bible? It's not easy lugging a 12 foot femur around without somebody noticing. And those big T-Rex skulls...and 200 pound vertebrae....and no one seems to notice.

2007-11-18 10:01:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Quiet.Bu: I have read this ludicrous notion, as expressed by your knowledgable fundie friends, numerous times, right here in R&S.

2007-11-18 10:12:18 · update #1

MooMoo: ditto

2007-11-18 10:13:45 · update #2

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Duh he puts a saddle on a dinosaur and pulls them.

2007-11-18 10:06:37 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Why would a dinosaur bone discredit the Bible?? I've never seen anywhere in the Bible that says "And God did not create dinosaurs"

2007-11-18 10:07:09 · answer #2 · answered by Traceegirl 3 · 0 0

what are you even talking about? even bible thumpers don't believe that twisted story.

if anyone took the time to read the bible and understand science they could easily explain dino's. even show that they still live today.

key items.... firmament, what that does to the earth, ice core samples, amber samples, dino bones, modern day science knowledge.

2007-11-18 10:05:36 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's not satan, for satan and god has no evidence supporting their existence.

It must be an atheist conspiracy. They must coordinate planting these dinosaur bones in the strata for archaeologists/paleontologists to discover.

2007-11-18 10:08:07 · answer #4 · answered by CC 7 · 1 0

He rides on the back of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

2007-11-18 18:09:01 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

dinos were alive in biblical times, dinos are alive today

alligator
crocidile
sea turtles
sharks

Lizards continue to grow their whole entire lifespan, they do not stop growing until they die, so if in biblical times living creatures lived for 999 years....how big do you think an alligator could grow too? ever read job?

2007-11-18 10:30:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

He contracted the leg work out to Wile E Coyote.

2007-11-18 10:08:21 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Since satan likes to plant evidence, should we trust forensics when it comes to criminal cases? Yes, this opens a whole new plethora of questions, doesn't it? LOL

2007-11-18 10:07:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

He had a huge swimming pool party and rocked the house with noah and the animals while his devils transported the goods...

2007-11-18 10:05:51 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

who ever said dino bones were burried by satan you are just being infantile now

2007-11-18 10:06:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

I suspect he transports North.

2007-11-18 10:04:24 · answer #11 · answered by lifeilluminate 3 · 1 0

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