Pls star if you like this one. Thx.
A mom is driving her little girl to a friends house, when the little girl asks...?
"how old are you?"
"Honey, you're not supposed to ask a lady her age" her mom warns. "It's not polite."
"OK", the little girl says, "How much do you weigh?"
"Now really", the mother says, "these personal questions are really none of your business."
Undaunted, the little girl then asks, "Why did you and daddy get divorced?"
"That's enough questions, honestly!" The mom walks away as the two friends begin to play.
"My Mom wouldn't tell me anything" the little girl tells her friend.
"Well," said the friend, "all you need to do is look at her drivers
license. It's like a report card, it has everything on it."
Later that night the little girl says to her mother, "I know you're 32!."
The mother is surprised and asks, "How'd you find that out?"
"I also know that you weigh 140 pounds."
The mother is past surprise and shock now. "How in heavens name did you find that out?"
"And", the little girl says triumphantly, "I know why you and daddy divorced! Because you got an F in sex!"
2007-11-18 09:46:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
this one is so funny lol
2007-11-18 10:51:36 · answer #1 · answered by H0NEY~BEE 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny! 8/10!
2007-11-18 18:16:36 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny,
2007-11-18 18:02:49 · answer #3 · answered by Almng78 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i got an A+ just ask your sister
2007-11-18 17:59:37 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha
you got a star from me!! it was funny
2007-11-18 17:50:23 · answer #5 · answered by malgosia 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh! F means F grade, haha! absolute cracker!
2007-11-18 17:57:24 · answer #6 · answered by Purbasha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Haha, that's a good one.
2007-11-18 17:55:32 · answer #7 · answered by koi. 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
EHH it is in the middle
2007-11-18 17:48:55 · answer #8 · answered by Anna 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
she must not be that little...she knows what sex is...
it was okay...kinda weird...
2007-11-18 17:58:16 · answer #9 · answered by janetツ 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
its a trick question!
2007-11-18 17:49:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋