A blonde has just gotten a new sports car. She cuts out in front of a semi, and almost causes it to drive over a cliff. The driver furiously motions for her to pull over, and she does. The driver gets out and draws a circle and tells her to stand in it. Then he gets out his knife and cuts up her leather seats. He turns around and sees she's smiling. So he goes to his truck, takes out a baseball bat, and starts busting her windows and beating her car. He looks back to see that she's laughing. He's really mad now, so he takes his knife and slices her tires. He turns around and she's laughing so hard, she's about to fall down. He demands, "What's so funny?" She says, "Every time you weren't looking, I stepped out of the circle!"
Q: Why did the blonde climb over the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side.
Blonde Inventions!
Tricycle kickstand
Fire proof matches
Inflatable dartboard
Glass hammer
Black light bulb
Boomerang grenade
Star my joke if you can!
2007-11-18 02:55:59 · 14 answers · asked by cutegir11 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You ttly have the coolest jokes!
2007-11-18 02:59:10 · answer #1 · answered by islandbreeze9hs 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
heard one similar to the circle joke, but still good. like the inventions.
Heres one: Two blondes are sitting on the beach in Florida one night. The first blonde says which is closer New York or the Moon. The second blonde says "Well Duh . . . Can you see New York from here."
2007-11-18 10:59:32 · answer #2 · answered by Birdlegs 5 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
By the way, if you ever wonder if someone is a natural blonde, just tell a really DUMB blonde joke. They'll reveal their true hair color immediately.
2007-11-18 11:01:24 · answer #3 · answered by BC 6 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I love that im giving you a star
2007-11-18 17:28:57 · answer #4 · answered by Softball is my middle name! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha. I've heard the first one before.
But the inventions i've never heard. haha.
Those are great.
2007-11-18 11:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by !@#$%^&* 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree with bubblz . you do always have the best jokes!
post some more.
2007-11-18 11:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by xxPapi Chuloxx 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
what did the blond do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?
She peed on her Cornflakes
2007-11-18 10:59:35 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
love them
2007-11-18 10:59:54 · answer #8 · answered by Ryan A 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
love th1st joke its hilarious-jmacscholar
2007-11-18 11:53:04 · answer #9 · answered by jmacscholar 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ahuahuahuahuhuahuahuahuahuahuah!!!!!! =D xD
2007-11-18 10:59:52 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋