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There were several women sitting around talking at their weekly club meeting.The topic of birth control came up and they started comparing methods.

The first woman said that she and her husband relied on the pill. It had been effective for them since they had started using it after their 4th child was born.

The second woman said that she used the rhythm method. But she hated having to watch the calendar.

The third woman said that she used condoms, but wished that her husband would remember to buy them himself.

The fourth woman said that she and her husband had found the perfect prevention method.
They used the "saucer and pail" method. All ears were opened at that comment.

She went on to explain.... Her husband is shorter than
she, so he stands on a pail whenever they make love, and when his eyes get as big as saucers, she kicks the pail out from underneath him.

2007-11-18 02:19:36 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

13 answers

Well. It is an excellent joke. It is meaty, but not dead as a dodo.

2007-11-18 02:35:35 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Funny! 10!

2007-11-18 12:37:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Eh - so-so. It depends on women trying to deny their husbands drives for amusement. I think you need to be beyond middle aged to find this truly funny.

2007-11-18 09:08:03 · answer #3 · answered by Amy R 7 · 0 0

Great job i love it you rocks way to go cheers lol 10/10!!!!! and thanks for making me laugh because i should did need it and plus i almost wet my pants for laughing so hard because you really did hit the spot with this one at the right time!and plus i had just gave you a star!!!!!!!

2016-05-24 02:05:33 · answer #4 · answered by jennette 3 · 0 0

This is a hahaha...booo! joke, but I'll give you a star anyway

2007-11-18 02:40:02 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 3 0

funny

2007-11-18 02:27:07 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus rocks 4 · 0 0

That is funny. I like that.

2007-11-18 02:27:42 · answer #7 · answered by Baby Girl 3 · 0 1

hahaha

2007-11-18 02:38:28 · answer #8 · answered by madhavan n 6 · 0 1

ha

ha

ha

sry but boooooooo!

2007-11-18 02:27:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

star.

2007-11-18 02:30:41 · answer #10 · answered by xyz 7 · 0 1

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