2007-11-17 22:44:17 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Please teach us about the quantum fish, you are our messiah!!
2007-11-17 23:22:46 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I believe in the existence of a gold quantum fish in the center of the universe. I have put all of my faith and trust in said fish, and am patiently waiting for it to answer my prayers for a new deep-fryer and tartar sauce maker. I cannot imgine why I am not getting what I pray for, unless the Almighty Golden Carp has answered my prayer with a 'no'. I'll just have to accept this and move on, I suppose. Perhaps, since this test of faith is over, I can start praying for some caviar for the holidays. Surely the GC isn't anti-abortion....
2007-11-18 06:51:52 · answer #2 · answered by Katie Short, Atheati Princess 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The gold quantum fish used to exist in the center of the universe, but it was bumped from it's position by a teapot, that had been randomly travelling through space. It's now moving through space, the same as but on a different path to the teapot.
2007-11-18 06:58:24 · answer #3 · answered by romyn_79 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Easy: The universe either has no defined center and therefore nothing in it (science), or Earth is a the center of the universe yet clearly not a gold quantum fish (Abrahamic monotheism).
2007-11-18 06:47:46 · answer #4 · answered by The Arkady 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This sounds like Russell's Teapot.
What part does such a fish have in my life? Is it important? Why should I care?
We seek those things that are important to us. I know that I was either created or not. If I am created, then life can have real purpose and real meaning. What is the most often asked question on Y!A? Isn't it about purpose and meaning?
“Unless you assume a God, the question of life’s purpose is meaningless.” –Bertrand Russell (mathematician, philosopher and Nobel Laureate)
Since purpose and meaning are obviously important and God is necessary for both, seeking God is important. But your fish isn't.
2007-11-18 07:18:46 · answer #5 · answered by Matthew T 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yes. If I say I believe in it, then people will mock me. The Fish prophesied this. So therefore if people mock me and hate the Fish, then they have also proved the fish 2 b true!
silly apisceist!! Y do they hate the Fish??
2007-11-18 07:10:51 · answer #6 · answered by Bajingo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How ridiculous. Everyone knows the FSM lives at the center of the universe.
2007-11-18 07:00:22 · answer #7 · answered by foru0810 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I thought the universe had no center, according to some theories. But if the universe did, I bet it would be candy-coated goodness.
2007-11-18 06:53:01 · answer #8 · answered by fierce beard 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Wow if I go find that gold fish I would be rich and famous.
2007-11-18 06:46:22 · answer #9 · answered by cadisneygirl 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First we'd have to decide just exactly what it was...you know a definition of it and it's qualities I guess...only then we might go on to consider it's possible existence or not.
2007-11-18 06:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
By golly I just saw it! Nobel Prize for you. I also saw that teapot the other day.
2007-11-18 07:09:14 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋