Two weeks ago was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me.
She didn't even say “Good Morning,” alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that's wives for you. Maybe the children will remember.”
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet, said, “Good morning boss, Happy Birthday.” And I felt a little better; someone had remembered.
I worked until noon. Then Janet knocked on my door and said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day outside and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me.” I said, “By George, that's the best thing I've heard all day. Let's go.”
We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go; we went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.
On the way back to the office, she said, “You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?” I said, “No, I guess not.” She said, “Let's go to my apartment.” After arriving at her apartment she said, “Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable.”
“Sure,” I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of our friends. All were singing “Happy Birthday” and there on the couch I sat... naked.
2007-11-17 22:21:30 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very very funny lol
2007-11-17 22:29:04 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rofl
2007-11-18 06:35:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 22:48:19 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol,10/10,*,excellent.
Birthday Party in a Birthday suit...........that's quite right,isn't it?.Appropriate timeing.
2007-11-18 06:32:23 · answer #4 · answered by xyz 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is the first time I'm going to use "chatspeak".
LOL. That was funny.
2007-11-18 06:28:21 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol good 1
2007-11-18 06:25:54 · answer #6 · answered by angela n 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
just the bare facts.lol
2007-11-18 08:38:15 · answer #7 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How utterly shocking!!!
2007-11-18 06:30:04 · answer #8 · answered by RainbowGirl 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol did u make that up yourself? its realy funny! :)
2007-11-18 06:26:19 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahah
2007-11-18 06:26:00 · answer #10 · answered by lainaloo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋