Jack wakes up at home with a huge hangover after the night at a business function. He forces himself to open his eyes and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.
And, next to them, a single red rose!
Jack sits down and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. Jack looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house.
He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror and notices a note on the table:
"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to go shopping – Love you!!"
He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating.
Jack asks, "Son...what happened last night?"
"Well, you came home after 3am, drunk and out of your mind. You broke the coffee table, puked in the hallway and got that black eye when you ran into the door."
"So, why is everything in such perfect order, so clean, I have a rose and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?"
His son replies, "Oh, THAT!.. Mom dragged you to the bedroom and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone *****, I'm married!!!".
Broken table - $585.26
Hot breakfast - $15.20
Red Rose bud - $10.00
Two aspirins - $0.30
Saying the right thing, at the right time... Priceless.
2007-11-17 22:18:52 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
the whole truth.lol
2007-11-18 00:34:47 · answer #1 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fantastic
2007-11-17 22:29:19 · answer #2 · answered by angelfire 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The look on someone's face when u surprise them, be it on their birthday or whenever...its funny how they freak out and priceless how they enjoy the moment =D
2016-05-24 01:48:26 · answer #3 · answered by darlene 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's what I was telling hush puppy after I get drunk ;=P
2007-11-18 04:00:49 · answer #4 · answered by Lance 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Good!
2007-11-17 22:58:01 · answer #5 · answered by Art S 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very good. Gave me a laugh.
2007-11-17 22:28:33 · answer #6 · answered by .... 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Computer... internet connection
that joke = priceless lol!
2007-11-18 02:24:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!!!
2007-11-17 23:15:08 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
read this many times, but still love it. one star for you!
2007-11-18 03:29:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before, but still good.
Star for you!
2007-11-17 22:30:42 · answer #10 · answered by I ♥ Christmas. 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋