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Or would have Steve known better?

2007-11-17 21:12:12 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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He would have distracted Steve with a fabulous ensamble, and fooled Adam instead.

2007-11-17 21:16:15 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5 0

God DID create Adam and Steve - Remember, the second person (Steve) was a clone of the first person (Adam). God accepts cloning and used it for his first two men. Adam's wife was Lilith (Created by God) who left Adam over disagreements about sexual positions. Apparently God decided Adam could get along better with another man than with the woman He created for Adam. No mention of Steve's wife's name or whether the children were Adam's or Steve's. Women were available from the land of Nod, so that's probably where they got women to mate with.

As for believing the talking snake, Steve was beguiled by the snake, but Adam was beguiled by Steve. So which is worse - being fooled by a snake or by another man? Steve wanted the knowledge from the fruit and thank goodness he did because otherwise we would all be ignorant.

2007-11-18 11:51:21 · answer #2 · answered by bandycat5 5 · 1 0

Sure...men are just as easily trick as women, I mean Eve turned around and got Adam to eat the Apple even though he knew it was wrong.

2007-11-18 05:20:04 · answer #3 · answered by N_Quizitive_1 4 · 2 0

There would have been no Cain and Abel, unless it was Madam and Steve.......
and yes, the snake would have had Steve eat a banana.

2007-11-18 05:18:47 · answer #4 · answered by Squirrley Temple 7 · 2 1

Steve could have taken the rap for everything, at least childbirth wouldn't hurt.

2007-11-18 10:56:44 · answer #5 · answered by GEISHA 3 · 1 0

lol If that was the way it really went down, yeah. Their sin was knowledge. You know, reading and writing. Stuff like that. God was hacked because he lost his stupid, as in uneducated, slaves. They lost their slave mentality. It's all in the Sumer writings and Enuma Elish, ancient history books that are mistakenly called myths.

2007-11-18 10:51:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Its you who created the word Steve but God created Eve and it seems you are fooling your self.

2007-11-18 05:18:12 · answer #7 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 1 5

This is a trick question. Snakes don`t talk.

2007-11-18 05:16:08 · answer #8 · answered by Future 5 · 4 0

How about three talking snakes? Hee hee.

2007-11-18 05:19:44 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

... sheer opinion about how many angels can
dance on top of a house of cards ...

"woulda, coulda, shoulda ..."

"where's the enlightenment?"

2007-11-18 18:25:15 · answer #10 · answered by atheistforthebirthofjesus 6 · 0 0

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