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Sitting in the back of the bus makes me sick. I throw up. I better be at the front, or the bus is going to be unpleasant.

I'm thankful that I'll be in Heaven and won't be in the back.
YEEKS! What if there's a bus in Heaven and all the people who are NOT fundamentalists have to be in the back of the bus. Then I'm in trouble.
So is everyone else who sits in front of me.

2007-11-17 19:25:46 · answer #1 · answered by batgirl2good 7 · 1 1

Depends what bus you're on.
Greyhound buses are usually socialy segregated front to back. The old ladies with the blue hair sit right behind the driver and the escaped violent felons sit in the last seat and everybody else finds their true position somewhere in between.
If you can handle it the back of the bus can be a fun place to be.
Edit:
Batgirl2
The reason that the back of the bus makes you sick is because pitch makes you puke. The further you are way from the fulcrum on a lever the greater the vertical motion is ,Vertical motion is pitch and pitch make you puke,

2007-11-18 09:05:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

No the christians will be the ones in the short bus.

2007-11-18 03:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Gawdless Heathen 6 · 1 1

Yeah,and if you,become Christian,heaven would be the front seats,of the bus. Sucks!doesn't it!

2007-11-18 03:29:18 · answer #4 · answered by Life goes on... 6 · 0 0

Do you mean those other Christians or do you mean Mormons?

Because Mormons ride their own bus. It follows the Book of Mormon Engineering Guidelines.

2007-11-18 03:20:07 · answer #5 · answered by STFU Dude 6 · 1 0

They will chill with the other people who have no hope of being in the presence of the divine. They will be in "Limbo". Perhaps they may be saved.

2007-11-18 05:46:54 · answer #6 · answered by Joe 4 · 0 0

Ghandi will be right next to the emergency exit

2007-11-18 03:37:12 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

I didn't know there was a bus.

2007-11-18 03:23:26 · answer #8 · answered by tracy211968 6 · 1 0

Hell is equal-opportunity--one its few redeeming qualities, actually.

2007-11-18 03:23:01 · answer #9 · answered by SDW 6 · 2 0

newp...they will be in the front seating pple

2007-11-18 03:20:37 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 1 0

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