Funny Joke:
An old Arab lived close to New York City for more than 40
years. He would have loved to plant potatoes in his garden, but
he is alone, old and weak. His son is in college in Paris, so the
old man sends him an e-mail. He explains the problem:
"Beloved son, I am very sad, because I can't plant potatoes in
my garden. I am sure, if only you were here, you would help and
dig up the garden for me.
I love you,
Your Father"
The following day, the old man receives a response e-mail from
his son:
"Beloved Father,
Please don't touch the garden. It's there that I have hidden 'the
THING'.
I love you, too,
Ahmed"
At 4pm the US Army, The Marines, the FBI, the CIA and the
Rangers visit the house of the old man, take the whole garden
apart, search every inch, but can't find anything. Disappointed
they leave the house.
A day later, the old man receives another e-mail from his son.
"Beloved Father,
I hope the garden is dug up by now and you can plant your
potatoes.
That's all I could do for you from here.
I love you,
Ahmed."
2007-11-17 19:07:53 · 16 answers · asked by me me 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
that really receives a star hahahahaha. GREAT! i'll tell it to all my class fellows
2007-11-17 22:06:35 · answer #1 · answered by Princess 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-24 01:37:59 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The father must be laden, and the son must be ahmed bin laden to command such attention from the authorities
2007-11-17 22:29:40 · answer #3 · answered by ray y 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 13:29:08 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny!
2007-11-18 10:03:39 · answer #5 · answered by Save the trees! 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the real one... really the real one. it does happen in Chicago. heard of the NY first time though :)
2007-11-17 22:18:29 · answer #6 · answered by soe s 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tatz a good one! smart Ahmed..
2007-11-17 19:26:38 · answer #7 · answered by cRedible!!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LoL..!! So we now know who's the genious and who are the fools..
2007-11-17 20:12:09 · answer #8 · answered by hotbodfun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol, good one
2007-11-17 19:11:30 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha!! That's funny.
2007-11-17 19:14:58 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋