What are some of the more creative punishments that God installed in Hell?

Answer 1

He endlessly loops the "Bananas: Atheists Nightmare" video.

Answer 2

I don't know about God, but Dante had a few...

"The Gluttons
Now we're getting into gruesome punishments. Gluttons can't eat or drink in Hell because they ate and drank so much in life. And they are trapped in putrid soil because they produced nothing but garbage in life. And they are being torn apart constantly by Cerberus's three sets of bloody teeth, because Dante is one sick mother******."

"The Violent Against Neighbors
Now this is what I call violent. People who, you know, hit people. These malcontents are doomed to wallow in a boiling river of blood, and if they stop wallowing in blood they get shot by centaurs. But hey, at least they get a choice. If the boiling blood gets dull, they can give the centaur pincushion thing a try for a while. Hey, it's Hell, what do you want, doilies and candy jars?"

"Fortune Tellers
Diviners, oracles, astrologers, myomancers, day traders and people who save their fortune cookie fortunes are doomed to forever walk around with their heads turned backwards, crying tears into their butt-cracks. Dante very specifically specifies that their tears flow between their *** cheeks. Not an image I ever wanted to have poked into my brain, but you have to admire the attention to detail."

Answer 3

A Description of Hellfire (part 1 of 5): An Introduction

http://www.islamreligion.com/articles/344/

Answer 4

Matt. 25:46, KJ: “These shall go away into everlasting punishment [“lopping off,” Int; Greek, ko′la·sin]: but the righteous into life eternal.” (The Emphatic Diaglott reads “cutting-off” instead of “punishment.” A footnote states: “Kolasin . . . is derived from kolazoo, which signifies, 1. To cut off; as lopping off branches of trees, to prune. 2. To restrain, to repress. . . . 3. To chastise, to punish. To cut off an individual from life, or society, or even to restrain, is esteemed as punishment;—hence has arisen this third metaphorical use of the word. The primary signification has been adopted, because it agrees better with the second member of the sentence, thus preserving the force and beauty of the antithesis. The righteous go to life, the wicked to the cutting off from life, or death. See 2 Thess. 1.9.”)

2 Thess. 1:9, RS: “They shall suffer the punishment of eternal destruction* and exclusion from the presence of the Lord and from the glory of his might.” (*“Eternal ruin,” NAB, NE; “lost eternally,” JB; “condemn them to eternal punishment,” Kx; “eternal punishment in destruction,” Dy.)

Jude 7, KJ: “Even as Sodom and Gomorrha, and the cities about them in like manner, giving themselves over to fornication, and going after strange flesh, are set forth for an example, suffering the vengeance of eternal fire.” (The fire that destroyed Sodom and Gomorrah ceased burning thousands of years ago. But the effect of that fire has been lasting; the cities have not been rebuilt. God’s judgment, however, was against not merely those cities but also their wicked inhabitants. What happened to them is a warning example. At Luke 17:29, Jesus says that they were “destroyed”; Jude 7 shows that the destruction was eternal.)

Answer 5

Read Dante Aligheri's Divine Comedy - that would cover some physical punishments for some "metaphysical" sins...

Answer 6

Totally consumed with Satan in the lake of fire. You will not burn for eternity as most churches teach. The righteous will trample on the stubble or ashes of the unrighteous. How could that be if the unrighteous was burning for eternity. Forever does not always mean forever. I stood in line for my I-pod forever. Catch my drift?

Answer 7

To let people believe their "creator" God is himself, when in fact it is the "devil." You see, the Lord in heaven is too "perfect" to create a creature as flawed as "humans" ARE.

The "punishment" we endure is in believing that "God in heaven" is this "flawed" mess in religions "acceptable" to MANKIND, when in FACT only the WISE find out who the REAL Father in heaven truly IS.

Answer 8

Hell is just the party where the cool kids go. Heaven is the book club meeting (except they only read the bible so it's not too interesting of a book club).

Answer 9

That the blood that runs in your veins will be running on your skin. Have a bath, shave and haircut, if you don't want to end up in hell, that is only one area that I can see that requires attention, you may have more?? Indulge

Answer 10

Eternal tea parties with Mother Theresa dear.....