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Can somebody please explain this joke to me? I read it like 50 times already and I still don't understand.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and
says, "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question.

2007-11-17 18:35:11 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

24 answers

hahahaha
which "came" first the chicken or the egg, it's talking about who orgasmed first after they had sex.

2007-11-17 18:38:12 · answer #1 · answered by lovebird25 5 · 4 0

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Can somebody please explain this joke to me? I read it like 50 times already and I still don't understand.

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against
the headboard smoking a cigarette, with a satisfied smile on its face.
The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs...

2015-08-08 22:05:28 · answer #2 · answered by ? 1 · 0 0

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2016-12-12 22:08:52 · answer #3 · answered by rolland 4 · 0 0

Um... I'm not sure how old you are, so I hesitate to answer this. But it's making reference to something sexual. Know the old question about which came first, the chicken or the egg?

That's all I'm going to say. (I'm sure someone else will be more explicit, but I'm not willing to, in case you're a young'n. : P)

2007-11-17 18:41:39 · answer #4 · answered by Cycloppety-Clops 4 · 2 1

well well well

that was brilliant
its bloody fantastic
never heard that one before
thank you very much for a good laugh


THE CHICKEN CAME FIRST

whats the difference between me and an egg

i will comefirst too

2007-11-17 18:50:30 · answer #5 · answered by itsa o 6 · 1 1

lol wow... it took me a while... 'THAT' question refers to 'which came first, the chicken or the egg?'. And the chicken had an orgasm earlier than the egg... so the chicken is satisfied and the egg is pissed. Meaning, the chicken 'came' (had an orgasm) first... get it??

2007-11-17 18:44:00 · answer #6 · answered by cRedible!!! 5 · 2 1

That was a good one. I like that. The chicken came first. I like that.

2007-11-17 18:43:10 · answer #7 · answered by mrdeion187 2 · 1 1

Just trying to figure out how the chicken screwed the egg??
And just think of the mess if the egg HAD orgasmed!!

Wow, I need to see a shrink ;)

2007-11-17 20:03:15 · answer #8 · answered by unclerogi 1 · 4 1

Probably the answer to the world renowned question which one comes (cums) first the chicken or the egg, so i guess the chicken did.

2007-11-17 18:38:38 · answer #9 · answered by Mustbemyluckyday 2 · 2 1

I am not sure what's funny the joke or that it has to be explained...

2016-07-30 14:43:26 · answer #10 · answered by glon 1 · 0 0

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