Hi everyone thanks for answering, whats the best joke ever ? That always makes you laugh when something goes wrong and you sad, this joke since its the best joke ever will always cheer you up ?
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2007-11-17 16:31:17 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
plz star
2007-11-17 16:31:25 · update #1
why are some ppl just so mean, life would be much easier if people were way more nicer ?
2007-11-17 16:44:42 · update #2
How did the baby cross the road?
Answer: He was stapled to the chicken's back!!
2007-11-17 16:34:19 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 1⤋
Coffee Dilemma
A man and his wife were having an argument about who should brew the coffee each morning.
The wife said, "You should do it, because you get up first, and then we don't have to wait as long to get our coffee".
The husband said, " You are in charge of the cooking around here and you should do it, because that is your job, and I can just wait for my coffee."
Wife replies, "No you should do it, and besides it is in the Bible that the man should do the coffee."
Husband replies, " I can't believe that, show me."
So she fetched the Bible, and opened the New Testament and shows him at the top of several pages, that it indeed says:
"HEBREWS"
2007-11-18 15:21:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2016-05-24 01:24:43 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
MANAGEMENT LESSON
Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office....
but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said,
"I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you..."
The girl looked at him, then said, "NO."
Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down,
and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend....
so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast.
He won't even be able to get his pants down."
She agreed and accepted the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....?
Still breathing hard, she manages to reply, "The bastard had all quarters!"
Management lesson:
Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
2007-11-17 16:37:34 · answer #4 · answered by kjdillman 2 · 7⤊ 2⤋
Okay so there was this hotel you know unlucky 13.
There was a man who stayed in room 24.
In the middle of the night he heard a sound "It's a commin, it's a com'n" He followed the sound to room 13 then he fell out the window or was he pushed?
The next night someone else stayed in room 18 and heard the same voice and then fell out the window.
The next night a man stayed in room 14 heard the same voice. HE TURNED ON THE LIGHTS and followed the voice.
He was turning a doorknob. Slowly, slowly, slowly and opened it turned on the lights.
Guess what he saw. The Janitor sitting on the toliet saying "It's a comming"
Meaning: The poop is comming
2007-11-17 16:50:43 · answer #5 · answered by HARRY POTTER LOVER 4 · 0⤊ 5⤋
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead show up for the same job interview. The brunette is the first one to go in, and after filling out the forms and going through the questions, the interviewer decides to ask her last question:
"How many D's are there in "INDIANA JONES""?
The brunette thinks for a second and responds "One".
The interviewer sends her back with a promise that he'll get back to her after he had interviewed the remaining candidates.
The redhead is next. The process goes about the same, and at the end: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES"?
She immediately says "One". The interviewer says, "OK, we'll let you know".
Then the blonde comes into the room, goes through the questions, and finally gets asked: "How many D's are there in INDIANA JONES".
She gets a very serious look on her face and starts counting her fingers, muttering: "2, 4, 6 ...., hmmm – wait,... 2, 4, 6 .... can I borrow your calculator please?"
After going through 15 minutes of intense calculating, she finally comes up with the answer: "Thirty two"
The interviewer is stunned and asks her: "Ok, now tell me, how the hell did you arrive at this answer?"
To hear her response to the question "How many D's are in Indiana Jones?" Double -Click this
2007-11-17 16:53:23 · answer #6 · answered by Elaine 3 · 0⤊ 6⤋
a woman who is happy bumps into a farmer that is happy
and she asks why he is so happy and he says for the whole year his chicken's eggs weren't fertile and today they were and the woman replies well all year i couldn't get pregnant but i went to the doctor and he said i was. by the way how did they get fertile
i switched cocks
really so did i
2007-11-17 17:05:47 · answer #7 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
So, Donald Rumsfeld is briefing George Bush in the Oval Office.
"Oh and finally, sir, three Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq today."
Bush goes pale, his jaw hanging open in stunned disbelief. He buries his
face in his hands, muttering "My God...My God".
"Mr. President," says Cheney, "we lose soldiers all the time, and it's
terrible. But I've never seen you so upset. What's the matter?"
Bush looks up and says..."How many is a Brazilian?"
2007-11-17 16:40:50 · answer #8 · answered by omguraturd 2 · 11⤊ 1⤋
2 caskets were buried next to each.
One caught a cold and the other one asked "Is that You coughin'?" (coffin, get it?) ...
Well, I was just a little intoxicated when I heard it the first time. But it made a lasting impression on me.... lol....
2007-11-17 16:36:23 · answer #9 · answered by Brenda 6 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I would have to say "Why did the chicken cross the road?"
lol, I know it's a real corney joke, but that's the reasen why it makes me laugh. XD
2007-11-17 16:34:43 · answer #10 · answered by ? 2 · 2⤊ 3⤋