She Was So Blonde…
she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
she tripped over a cordless phone.
when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said “Airport Left”, she turned around and went home.
she thought General Motors was in the Army.
she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
she got stabbed during a shoot-out.
she thought TuPac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
under “education” on her job application, she put “Hooked On Phonics”.
she tried to drown a fish.
when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.
she thought she needed a token to get on “Soul Train”.
she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said “concentrate”.
she told me to meet her at the corner of “WALK” and “DONT WALK”.
they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
at the bottom of the application where it says “sign here,” she put “Sagittarius”.
she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
it takes her two hours to watch “60 Minutes”.
she thought a quarterback was a refund.
she tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order.
she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
she sold the car for gas money.
when she saw the movie rating “NC-17: under 17 not admitted”, she went home and got 16 friends.
2007-11-17 15:32:36 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You can drown a fish.
A fish needs oxygen, as we humans do.
And you can trip over a cordless phone. I've done it numerous times.
It's called "leaving the phone itself lying around".
2007-11-17 15:40:31 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-18 01:17:55 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard some on Fresh Prince! sTILL FUNNY~!
2007-11-17 23:45:29 · answer #3 · answered by tippytoes 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was really long but funny
i loved meow mix
2007-11-17 23:47:26 · answer #4 · answered by Cantxdancexenough 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1 .lol
2007-11-18 00:09:07 · answer #5 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cool! Hope to hear from you soon, hun!
2007-11-17 23:38:39 · answer #6 · answered by A Penangite named David® 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WOW!!! EVEN THOSE i HEARD SOME OF THOSE BEFORE, MOST OF THEM MAD ME CHUCKLE. PRETTY GOOD.
2007-11-17 23:37:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
those are all funny lol
2007-11-17 23:37:09 · answer #8 · answered by Cullen & Jonas <3 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-11-18 21:31:18 · answer #9 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha, all are good
2007-11-18 00:56:02 · answer #10 · answered by emily-182 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋