The Tearful Bride...
A new young blonde bride calls her mother in tears.
She sobs, "Robert doesn't appreciate what I do for him."
"Now, now," her mother comforted, "I am sure it was all just a
misunderstanding."
"No, mother," you don't understand.
"I bought a frozen turkey roll and he yelled and screamed at me about the
price!"
"Well, the nerve of that lousy cheapskate!" says her mom.
"Those turkey rolls are only a few dollars."
"No, mother it wasn't the price of the turkey, it was the airplane ticket."
"Airplane ticket.... What did you need an airplane ticket for?"
"Well mother, when I went to fix it, I looked at the directions on the
package and it said -
'Prepare from a frozen state,' so I flew to Alaska!"
2007-11-17 14:57:47 · 7 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lollll......very funny.....a star 4 u !!"u still have the move, on the funny groove"..... :D
2007-11-20 03:27:58 · answer #1 · answered by zinia 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 17:22:31 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hadn't heard that one before.
Thanks for a good laugh
2007-11-17 15:23:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL... was she a blonde or something?? LOL no offence to whoever is one.... that's funny!
2007-11-17 15:05:25 · answer #4 · answered by petra_sweety 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
deedeedee
2007-11-17 15:11:13 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very cute. I have not heard it before. Thanks for sharing.
2007-11-17 15:13:15 · answer #6 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
AHAHAHAH!! love it =D
2007-11-24 00:26:53 · answer #7 · answered by Lina 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋