i want to tell my fiance one,but i dont know any. :(
2007-11-17 14:29:39 · 5 answers · asked by forest lover 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-11-17 14:45:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anthony Kellen R.I.P. Taylor 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not a joke, but I thought it was funny.
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below...
> GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
> BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: "You're next."
> I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome since both ultimately result in death.
>
2007-11-18 09:44:37 · answer #2 · answered by *♥♫Hedy♫♥* 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The thumb -print
The traffic cop stopped the woman for a minor traffic violation.
After examining her driver's license in silence for a moment he said, "You know something, this is one of the finest, most realistic pictures I've ever seen.
I'm glad to see you aren't one of those vain women who
have their photos retouched to remove all the lines in their face,"
"Sir," she replied icily, "you are looking at my thumb-print."
2007-11-17 22:42:17 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why have you got a steering wheel, down your pants?
I don't know, but it's driving me nuts.
2007-11-17 22:34:58 · answer #4 · answered by Regwah 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Women drive at night because they have headlights, and men drive everywhere because they have stick shift.
2007-11-17 22:50:21 · answer #5 · answered by Samantha 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋