n if so can it get a star?
One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like
it, I just want you to hold me."
I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...
"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."
She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."
We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.
I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"
I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."
And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that ***** knows I'm smarter than her.
2007-11-17 14:29:11 · 13 answers · asked by Anthony Kellen R.I.P. Taylor 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL -- that was so good. i love it.. star definatly.
2007-11-17 14:33:59 · answer #1 · answered by Beautiful Disaster 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-11-17 14:33:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was GREAT! Stupendous good comeback to her shun, man, I really applaud you!
See, that should teach her a lesson. You couldn't have done it better! Really!
Why can't more men be smart like you?
P.S. Make an epilogue: what was her reaction after that? Seriously, how did her face look?
2007-11-17 14:34:43 · answer #3 · answered by ☆StarBlaze☆ 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL, good work with twisting her words to match the situation :P
made me laugh, gonna star it for sure
2007-11-17 15:47:22 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 17:31:03 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a nice one. I haven't heard it before.
2007-11-17 14:32:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
you two need to have a talk with dr. phil. lol
2007-11-17 14:43:42 · answer #7 · answered by phatso 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL ....... HAHAHA!!!!!!
I don't care who you are......That's funny right there......LOL.
But does that deserve a star????? OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here ya go!!
2007-11-17 14:36:40 · answer #8 · answered by Screamin' Eagle 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG LOL DEF-INT STAR U SHOWED HER, MAN!
B-u-r-n!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-11-17 15:52:41 · answer #9 · answered by Knockout Lovley 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol thats great
2007-11-17 15:16:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋