Hillary Clinton, Michael Jordan, Billy Graham, and a little girl are on a plan. There are only 3 parachutes. The plan starts to crash, so Hilliary grabbed one and said " I am the world's smartest woman, and a presidential candidate, America won't let me die." She grabbed a pack and jumped. Next was Michael, "I am Americas top entertainer, they won't let me die." so he grabbed one and jumped. Billy looked at the little girl and said, "I am Billy Graham, I have lived a long and good life. I have brought a lot of people to the lord. You take the last one." The little girl looked at him and said, "That's alright mister, the world's smartest woman just grabbed my lunch bag."
2007-11-17 13:54:43 · 11 answers · asked by Amanda W 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Bwaaaahahahahahahahaahahaha. Star for you
2007-11-17 13:58:41 · answer #1 · answered by Tennis Lover 23 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-24 10:24:26 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I like this one alot! I wanted to post the same one but I got swayed from putting anymore jokes up seeing how YA removed my last one for breaching guidelines! Well done, I like it alot.
2007-11-17 14:07:59 · answer #3 · answered by pinkytickle 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 13:58:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Do you realize how many times I had to read that before I got it?
I bet Obama wrote that lol.
2007-11-17 14:19:41 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was 1 funny joke i totally get it. It made me laugh ssssssssoooooooooooo hard.
2007-11-17 14:47:10 · answer #6 · answered by eboniejamrock 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol sounds like youre going to vote for obama
2007-11-17 14:11:23 · answer #7 · answered by phatso 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-11-17 14:15:19 · answer #8 · answered by Ami 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. if that happened in real life..
haha.
2007-11-17 14:05:56 · answer #9 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry i don't like it. If you're planning on using it I'd suggest you don't.
2007-11-17 13:59:06 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 3⤋