It has come to my attention that.......?

Question

My wonderful girl has publicly pronounced my cooking as mere swill....thet's hogslop fer mah hillbilly frens....this was, of course quite the blow, I was momentarily siezed with the desire to throttle the beauty but alas I love her far to much for any such drastic action. So, as a result I will be tendering my offical resignation as Head R&S Chef and relinquishing the helm to mama24....as she is quite supiorior in the culinary arts and my skills pale by comparison....I wish you all well......
The new Head Chef of Joes Bar and Grill......
John O

Your kind thoughs?

BTW.....Just kidding...The woman is delusional....

Ronnie Mac, dude your fries are soggy and limp...and your meat is old and shriveled......dont think she'd be interested...; ).......I'm Lovin it.....

((((mama, rammie,Patrick,Jack,BB,Kerilyn))))

Answer 1

In the immortal words of Chef Ramsey, "She thought that the price of the meal would be on the house. I told her that the only thing on the house was the roof."
With all due respect, the quote in a round about way means mama24 has lost her mind, lol.

Answer 2

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Answer 3

Well ain't you just a guy!?

One bad comment and you completely forsake the kitchen for the lady? Perhaps you were looking for a reason to run out of there with your tail between your legs?

Get thee back into that kitchen, get yourself a good cookbook or ask her for help.

When you consider the hundreds of thousands of meals that will be prepared over your collective lifetimes, its not fair to dump it all on one person.

Besides ... some of us LIKE swill!

Answer 4

Can I put my resume on the stack, sounds like a good gig. I have been cookingf professionally for the last 18 years, running various restaurants forthe last 10 or so.

Answer 5

Make her some Chocolate Covered Chirpees. It's a recipe my mom came up for her etymology class.

You make cookies, but instead of chocolate chips, you use chocolate-covered crickets. >=D

Or just spit in her spaghetti dinner, hehe. She'll never know and it'll make you feel better.

Answer 6

JOHN, I just don't know what to say to comfort you...you must really be upset..

WAIT: did you ever give me that fried rice
recipe.. NO is the answer John..lol

(much love sent to you and yours John)

Answer 7

Have a cook off -
See who can take the heat!

Answer 8

Maybe a comprimise...The two of you could open up a chain of Pizzarias: "MaMa & Papa John's"

((((JohnMaMaRammie)))) ..good grief,I must be typing slow tonight...((((JackPatrick))))

Answer 9

AACk
I LOVE your cooking. ... don't you DARE resign.
but hey - I'm not adverse to dropping in at Joe's bar n' grill neither not.


((((((johnny))))))

Answer 10

dude, have her cook for now on