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I turn polar bears white
And I will make you cry.
I make guys have to pee
And girls comb their hair.
I make celebrities look stupid
And normal people look like celebrities.
I turn pancakes brown
And make your champane bubble.
If you sqeeze me, I'll pop.
If you look at me, you'll pop.

does anybody know what it is?

2007-11-17 13:33:38 · 27 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

27 answers

oh... I wanna know!

2007-11-17 13:36:21 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Poetic version, saying that the answer is "time"

The time has come,
winter is here
and those yellow bears disapear.

The time has past
as man looks back with a sigh
and a tear in his eye.

As time is held
boys cross their legs
but of course the toilet begs

As time marches on
Girls loose their blush
and swap a comb for their brush

As time passes
For those held high
their end is nigh

As time catches up
Everyone is equal
when we get to the final sequal

As time turns
Without it we have flour and water
With it we have breakfast for my daughter

As time revolves
How does one turn water and wine
into something so fine

As time runs out
The more in a minute you try and squeeze
the less you can do with ease.

As time ticks
All the time that has past
man cannot comprehand something so vast.

2007-11-17 21:39:14 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

The answer is no.

You left out a really important part, though. The last line, "Can you guess the riddle?"

The answer no is in response to the last question, "Can you guess the riddle?" Since it's just a bunch of random hints that don't go together, you can't guess the riddle. If you could, the answer would be yes.

2007-11-21 09:58:21 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Chemistry.

2007-11-17 21:36:54 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

It's not a riddle; it's a trick question. You left off the last line, which is "Can you guess the riddle?" The answer is "Yes".

2007-11-17 21:39:17 · answer #5 · answered by claudiacake 7 · 2 0

Time?

2007-11-17 21:39:04 · answer #6 · answered by cheesepenguins 3 · 0 0

the answer is "no"

ur missing the last line which is "can you guess the riddle?" which is no

most people would analyze it but little kids would answer the question "no"

2007-11-17 21:39:34 · answer #7 · answered by bookgeek 2 · 0 0

The sun?

2007-11-17 21:37:05 · answer #8 · answered by Amanda W 2 · 2 0

There's different answers
Time
words
pressure
no

2007-11-17 21:44:58 · answer #9 · answered by Ami 4 · 0 0

The answer is No

2007-11-17 21:36:51 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Um... Life??? lol thats tough.

2007-11-17 21:36:48 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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