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Little Johnny watched his mother put cold cream...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked.
"To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2007-11-17 12:36:23 · 21 answers · asked by Dartman 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OK sizz santa fell down and he said hohoh...
2007-11-17 12:40:17 · update #1
haha.
funny, sorta.
2007-11-17 12:38:18 · answer #1 · answered by That Girl 2 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Check this out. A school bus of catholic school girls goes over a cliff killing them all. They are in line waiting to enter the pearly gates. St. Peter asks the first girl Mary if she has ever touched a penis? Yes, with my finger. He says OK dip you're finger in the holy water and you may pass. Next is Suzie and she touched a penis with her whole hand so Peter says OK dip your hand in the holy water and you may pass. Then there was a commotion in the line while Angela pushes and shoves her way to the front. St. Peter says whoa, whats the hurry? Well, if I'm going to have to gargle that water I want to before Darlene sticks her butt in it.
2007-11-17 20:46:14 · answer #2 · answered by 420 4' LIFE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, but not laugh out loud funny
2007-11-17 23:44:31 · answer #3 · answered by California Gal 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heard it before but funny! 10!
2007-11-17 20:40:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
About as funny as a good ol' fart in a elevator, amusing to you, maybe!, but overall, just embarrassing that you did it in public...
2007-11-17 20:41:18 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sorta funny.... 1 - 10 id give it a 7
2007-11-17 20:39:08 · answer #6 · answered by Holy Cow! 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ha ha thats funny put some more jokes.
2007-11-17 20:39:36 · answer #7 · answered by Skate4Life 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Cute, but female humer, me thinks.
2007-11-17 20:40:10 · answer #8 · answered by LELAND 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL, giving up? I wasn't expecting that! I likey!!
2007-11-17 20:48:24 · answer #9 · answered by Trea (pron.tree) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oldie, but goldie!!
thanks for the laugh
2007-11-17 21:56:13 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like it
semi funny
cute
2007-11-17 20:40:45 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋