A blonde and a brunette were watching the 6 o'clock news. The news was about a man ready to jump off a bridge. The brunette turns to the blonde and says " i bet you $50 the man jumps" the blonde replies "ok you're on". Sure enough the man jumps and the blonde gives the brunette $50.
"Here i can't take the money, i seen the 5 o'clock news and seen the man jump then"
"No you have to take it" says the blonde "I seen the 5 o'clock news, i didn't think he'd do it again"
2007-11-17 12:16:12 · 8 answers · asked by lasticlegs 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
You're jokes are amazing!! Keep posting them. Thank you!
2007-11-17 13:09:28 · answer #1 · answered by jp_poo_poo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-17 12:19:38 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-18 03:58:33 · answer #3 · answered by ANOTHER CRAZEY CHICK 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What ya doing woman... you're a blonde... where are your loyalties!!??
lol
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2007-11-17 12:18:05 · answer #4 · answered by *BURNY* 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-11-17 12:37:06 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 03:17:33 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG SHE ACTUALLY SAID THAT LOL HAVE A STAR
2007-11-17 12:19:46 · answer #7 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard i before, it's okay
2007-11-17 12:27:16 · answer #8 · answered by the soccer guy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋