Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill on her head?
A: All you can eat under a buck.
Q: Why is a blonde like a hardware store?
A: They are both 10¢ a screw!
Q: What is a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?
A: Humpme Dumpme!
Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?
A: Nothing. They've never met.
OR
A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.
Q: What's the mating call of the blonde?
A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!"
Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick?
A: Because red means stop.
Q: Why do blondes where big hoop earrings?
A: To put their feet through.
2007-11-17 11:45:45 · 6 answers · asked by xxPapi Chuloxx 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Eh, I've heard better.
2007-11-17 11:50:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Blonde Terminology
Anally -- occurring yearly
Artery -- study of paintings
Bacteria -- back door of cafeteria
Barium -- what doctors do when treatment fails
Bowel -- letter like A.E.I.O.U
Caesarian section -- district in Rome
Cat scan -- searching for kitty
Cauterize -- Made eye contact with her
Colic -- sheep dog
Coma -- a punctuation mark
Congenital -- friendly
D&C -- where Washington is
Diarrhea -- journal of daily events
Dilate -- to live long
Enema -- not a friend
Fester -- quicker
Fibula -- a small lie
Genital -- non-Jewish
G.I. Series -- soldiers' ball game
Grippe -- suitcase
Hangnail -- coat hook
Impotent -- distinguished, well known
Intense pain -- torture in a teepee
Labour pain -- got hurt at work
Medical staff -- doctor's cane
Morbid -- higher offer
Nitrate -- cheaper than day rate
Node -- was aware of
Outpatient -- person who had fainted
Pap smear -- fatherhood test
Pelvis -- cousin of Elvis
Post operative -- letter carrier
Protein -- favouring young people
Rectum -- damn near killed 'em
Recovery room -- place to do upholstery
Rheumatic -- amorous
Scar -- rolled tobacco leaf
Secretion -- hiding anything
Seizure -- Roman emperor
Serology -- study of knighthood
Tablet -- small tablet
Terminal Illness -- sickness at airport
Tibia -- country in North Africa
Tumor -- an extra pair
Urine -- opposite of you're out
Varicose -- located nearby
Vein -- conceited
2007-11-17 11:51:55 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Good ones! 100!
2007-11-17 11:55:44 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-11-17 13:47:35 · answer #4 · answered by cutegir11 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are hillarous, but don't tell them to a kid
2007-11-17 12:12:13 · answer #5 · answered by Rachael 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i like the 3rd one!
2007-11-17 12:30:23 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋