no body get mad it's just a joke that my friend sent me( and yes to all the smartasses i know alot of blonds are smart)
once agian nobody get pissed
She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She tripped over the cordless phone.
She put lipstick on her forehead because she wanted to make up her mind.
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk".
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
(give me a star if any of these were funny 2 u)
2007-11-17 09:49:51 · 11 answers · asked by Muscles 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
(tell me some good jokes any body)
2007-11-17 09:55:27 · update #1
Lol! Here's another I enjoyed.
Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida. As they approached it and got onto the final stretch of highway, they saw a sign saying "Disney World Left!" After thinking for a minute, the driver blonde said "Oh well!" and started driving back home.
(But really, blondes r just as smart as anybody.)
2007-11-17 09:59:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahah these r so funny specially these
At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign here", she wrote Sagittarius.
If she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
When she heard that 90% of all crimes happen around the home, she moved.
She got an AM radio. It took her 9 months to figure out that she could use it at night.
She stood staring at the frozen orange juice because it said "Concentrate".
lol, yes i will give u your star
2007-11-17 13:39:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
My mom really did trip over a cordless phone cord, but she is just clumsy, and not blonde!!!!
2007-11-17 14:49:54 · answer #3 · answered by Amanda W 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol...sure...have a star.
Here is one I heard back in high school:
Q. Why don't blondes use vibrators?
A. They keep chipping their teeth...
Hope it is not too risque...apologies to anyone who is offended...made me laugh though...
2007-11-17 10:45:24 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Two dumb blondes sitting on the beach in Florida.
First one says,"Which is farther, the moon or California?".
The second one replies,"DAH! Can you see California from here?"
2007-11-17 10:00:57 · answer #5 · answered by braves squaw 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Here's your star. The fourth one was hilarious for sure.
2007-11-17 09:55:27 · answer #6 · answered by Sharon Newman (YR) Must Die 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
ive given you a star.
loved the last three ones
2007-11-17 09:57:36 · answer #7 · answered by Toby J 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i like them alll cute star for you
2007-11-17 10:14:03 · answer #8 · answered by momma 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
all were awesome ive never heard any of them great!!! XOXO
2007-11-17 09:57:23 · answer #9 · answered by blahblah 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i love a good blonde joke.
very good.
2007-11-17 09:57:18 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋