did you hear about the women who cooks ham and peas in the same pot....its very unhygeinic
2007-11-17 09:30:29 · 7 answers · asked by Sheila 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
First, I was like, peas and ham, not funny, but pees and ham, that's really funny.
2007-11-17 09:34:39 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i don't see the joke but as long as the woman cooks the ham first then adds the peas it will be fine seeing how peas don't take too long to cook.
2007-11-17 10:10:40 · answer #2 · answered by sunshine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice. A salesman knocked at the door of a apartment in a brand new housing growth and a girl spoke back the door. He started, "Ma'am, I'm promoting the latest innovation in vacuums, that is the finest little computing device I have visible in many years," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a blend of ketchup, salsa, dust, grape juice, and many others. as she watched, horrified. He stated, "If this vacuum does not blank up that mess, I will consume it!" She stated, "Would you prefer a fork?! We have not bought the energy on but!"
2016-09-05 07:30:45 · answer #3 · answered by darland 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's a little kids joke
2007-11-17 09:33:27 · answer #4 · answered by okimreadynow 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not funny! Sorry!
2007-11-17 09:35:41 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yea i heard about it but it is not very funny
2007-11-17 09:34:33 · answer #6 · answered by Sukh T 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
what does it mean?
2007-11-17 09:40:49 · answer #7 · answered by Lee050898 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋