SIMON GOES SHOPPING
Simon goes into a supermarket and buys:
* one can of beans
* one bag of potato chips
* one pack of burgers
* one tub of icecream
* one cake
* one yogurt
* one pint of milk.
* one carrot
* one pack of burgers
* one loaf of bread
He takes them over to the checkout, and there is a really
pretty check-out operator.
She looks at what he has bought and smiles and says "You're
single, aren't you"
He is pleased at the attention and smiles back "Why yes, how
did you know?"
The girl replies: "Because you're an ugly b*stard!!
2007-11-17 08:25:55 · 24 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
silly burger arn"t i!!
2007-11-17 08:33:28 · update #1
love it, have a star
2007-11-17 09:20:16 · answer #1 · answered by garry427798 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hehe Thats a shame
2007-11-17 08:29:14 · answer #2 · answered by I carried a Water melon!! 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-17 02:45:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-17 09:10:31 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha~
lol
xx
p.s u said one pack of burgers twice~
2007-11-17 08:30:11 · answer #5 · answered by *Facepalm* 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I hope she got the sack for abusing customers like that.
2007-11-17 12:02:29 · answer #6 · answered by The Baboon Of Destiny 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you said pack of burgers twice.
wow he loves burgers... but he has no rolls for them!
2007-11-17 08:30:55 · answer #7 · answered by marissa k 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
the pretty check-out operator was me andsimone was my friends ex jokes
2007-11-17 08:34:49 · answer #8 · answered by blue*dude 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wahahahaha lol thats cool
thanks lmao
2007-11-17 08:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by Dan the MAN 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
who told you can post your real life incidents here? hahaha nice one.
2007-11-17 08:42:26 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i"m late tonight,been watching footie,nice one keep on rocking no8!!
2007-11-17 09:50:40 · answer #11 · answered by unclefesta_32 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋