Since there's no way you can prove I'm not. I guess you'll just have to have faith. *wink*
2007-11-17 07:07:50 · 28 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
"there's no way you can prove I'm not"
But there IS a way I can prove you are not. There is a building down the street from me that is about 15 stories high. Meet me there and I'll push you off the top. Then we'll see if indeed you are God.
:)
2007-11-17 07:20:13 · answer #1 · answered by arewethereyet 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ALL hail the Great Bear I can not prove you are not a (good question) god so I will worship you O Great Bear
all hail the great Bear god
could you turn your self into a cat I Like Cats better
O wait the god common s has arrived I shall worship Him
O hail Common S the Great Cat god
unto you O great Cat God I give you a thumps up as an offering
O hail the Common S the Great Cat god
Good thing there aren't any more Cats then I would half to Choose a god and if I don't chose right I will PlSS of some of the other Cat gods and I will be damned
2007-11-17 15:18:40 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
"[...] And on November the 17th, J.D. typedeth a new reply. At it was. And J.D. saweth that it was pleasant to His eyes. And He said: "I am GOD... for I can type these stupid words. And no one can supersede my essence." And GOD laughed: "Ha-ha-haa..." for He saw that it was all lame. Very lame. He tooketh his mighty glass and drank, and He blesseth the beer, for it was cool, but not too cold. And He went to take a nap, because there was nothing on T.V. And the day waned into dark, and night followedeth day. That was the eighth day of the week..."
(St. Jimmy's Book of Genesis, Chapter 1, verses 1-34)
2007-11-17 15:32:30 · answer #3 · answered by James D 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why does God need a spaceship?
That's from a Star Trek film.
Similarly, why would God write on Yahoo Answers?
2007-11-17 15:17:28 · answer #4 · answered by Zappster (Deep Thunker) 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The fact I'm able to disagree with you on the matter is enough to convince me you are not. What you believe is very unlikely to affect me anyway. Besides, it's up to the person making the claim to provide the evidence.
2007-11-17 15:14:11 · answer #5 · answered by Now and Then Comes a Thought 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm- very interesting indeed..lol.. I would very much like "YOU" god,to create some nice warm breezes for my cheek today and end my day with a breath-taking sunset.. I want you to make some bananas, doggies,trees, and more people , I love people...Please don't make them all the same tho" it gets quite boring....And make sure you keep everything in order in outer space you know it has to be kept perfect or we're in serious trouble..And while you're at it god , please give me more patience ...Thank you god for your time...oh yes and kudos for my blue eyes !
2007-11-17 15:25:38 · answer #6 · answered by o 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
What can you do to prove that you are? What great feat have you accomplished this day? Wink
2007-11-17 15:11:20 · answer #7 · answered by Tenderluvncareplz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
just say that Michigan beat Ohio State, and since you are not god it won't happen. If you were the real God, anything you would speak would become the truth.
2007-11-17 15:12:17 · answer #8 · answered by Yahoo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Since your life is finite, then that's the proof. You are not God. End of story.
2007-11-17 15:13:07 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Can you prove you are? NO, now back to the drawing board
2007-11-17 15:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by ringo711 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋