Little Johnny watched his mother put cold cream...
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother was putting cold cream on her face.
"Why are you rubbing that cream on you face, mommy?" he asked.
"To stay pretty for daddy," said his mother.
A few minutes later, she began removing the cream with a tissue.
"What's the matter mommy?" asked Little Johnny. "Giving up?"
2007-11-17 06:51:40 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL very good one have a star
2007-11-17 06:55:35 · answer #1 · answered by Dartman 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This joke is older than I am. The point was thatJohnny was surprised his mother removed the cold cream if the
purpose was to look pretty for daddy. The child's response
was simple- he did not consider the purpose of the cold
cream- duh-h
2007-11-17 17:06:45 · answer #2 · answered by coneytennis 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-17 20:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute and funny joke.
2007-11-17 14:58:26 · answer #4 · answered by candle 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Sounds like something my kids would say to me!! LOL! Kids are sooo honest!
2007-11-17 18:33:13 · answer #5 · answered by ♥bigmamma♥ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha i never heard that one before thats funny
2007-11-17 14:54:09 · answer #6 · answered by ☮ ♥ ツ 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha
2007-11-17 15:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Muscles 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He He
2007-11-17 22:45:51 · answer #8 · answered by Thrice Blessed 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
oh wow that is so funny.
i love it!!
2007-11-17 15:15:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is quite funny I MUST SAY HA HA HA.....
2007-11-17 14:56:47 · answer #10 · answered by PatriciaLIrishladypat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋