It's a bit long, but with a twist in the tail?

Question

A guy was going to give an after-dinner speech at a Corporate dinner. Halfway through the main course, he bit on a bone which broke his upper denture clean in two. So, he tells the Chairman - who's sitting next to him - what's happened, and there's no way he can attempt the speech without his denture. The Chairman tells him that his brother's business is just round the corner, and that he always has lots of dentures there, and leaves to get some. So, 20 minutes later, he returns with a bag full of dentures and he and the speaker go into the men's room to try them out. The speaker tries about 6 or 7 dentures in his mouth till he finds one that fits good enough for him to make his speech, which he gives without any problems and is given a standing ovation.
After the applause has died down, he says to the Chairman how fortunate it was that his brother was a dentist. The Chairman tells him his brother's not a dentist, he's an Undertaker.

Answer 1

lol have a star

Answer 2

That was great! I didn't see it coming. Here's another & I apologize to the Brit who put it on here first.......A man called his home & his little daughter answered. He asked her to put her mother on the phone. She replied that she was in the bedroom with Uncle Frank. He replied, "Honey, you don't have an Uncle Frank. Knock on the door & tell them that I just pulled up in the driveway." There is a bit of silence for a while & then the daughter comes back to the phone. The father asks what happened. She replied that her mother jumped out of the window & is dead. He asked what happened to Uncle Frank. She replied that he jumped out of the other window, tried to jump into the pool, but forgot that we drained it to have the pool cleaned & he's dead too. The father replied, "Pool? Sorry, wrong number!"

Answer 3

funny!