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It can be like that again! Just ask Jesus into your heart and no matter what wrong you have done, no matter what crime you have commiteed, no matter who you have hurt, All you have to do is look up at the sky and say "Sorry God" and ALL is forgiven!--Who cares if the people you hurt forgive you or not? As long as God does it's all okay and they're just persecuting you for your beliefs if they don't!

2007-11-17 03:01:09 · 10 answers · asked by Sister Cordelia VT-PMS 2 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

10 answers

I'm sorry for everything.

*sniff sniff*

Can I go to Heaven now?

2007-11-17 03:04:36 · answer #1 · answered by ? 7 · 4 1

In spite of your sarcasm, you are right on one matter- it IS as simple as saying, and truly meaning, "I'm sorry" to God for all the sin in our lives, and accepting His Son as your Saviour.

That doesn't mean there won't be repercussions in this world because of those sins. Damage has been done. If you murdered someone, you will still go to prison. If you hurt someone emotionally, they might not ever forgive you. But, you will have the promise of eternal life through Jesus.

2007-11-17 03:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by Faye 4 · 1 4

Oooh, athesbian! Am I like an atheist actor now? Crossed with a lesbian?

Rock on!

2007-11-17 03:03:37 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 6 0

I think it'd be better if I apologized to those whom I have hurt and tried to live my life in a manner that did not cause others pain.
Is that a ruler in your hand?
*Shudders* Catholic school flashbacks!

2007-11-17 03:05:22 · answer #4 · answered by Pangloss (Ancora Imparo) AFA 7 · 2 0

Athenian Lesbians can't say "I'm sorry" because they've been dead for some 2000 years.

2007-11-17 03:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by gwlandis2 3 · 3 0

No, I want to live my life at a higher maturational level than a four year old.

(P.S. - its normal and acceptable for a four year old to invent language but us adults normally use words that are in shared usage)

2007-11-17 03:04:17 · answer #6 · answered by megalomaniac 7 · 5 1

its all so clear to me now! and to think all that time i couldve spent talking to the sky, i talked to people and righted my wrongs using my own moral compass.

2007-11-17 03:11:52 · answer #7 · answered by Mr. Gentleman 3 · 2 0

Hmm actually it did not work when I was 4, why would I think it would work now?

This is one of those "sounds nice in theory but in practice it is BS" right?

2007-11-17 03:07:34 · answer #8 · answered by queen of snarky-yack again 4 · 5 1

your avatar inspired me. I am going to become a monk and spend rest of my days in a convent,
thank you.

2007-11-17 03:11:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Am i crossed with a lesbian as well?

2007-11-17 03:06:15 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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