Hello, I'm drunk; will anyone be my friend?

Question

Is this a valid question. I'm wasted. How is this a question, hmmm Well, is a drunk person able to make new friends online? Or should he or she be sober first?

Answer 1

If you look like the picture, I will not only be your friend, I will be your BEST friend! Just kiddin! Sure, I would love a new friend! Yes, let's be pals.

Answer 2

when you're drunk, you're not your trueself, therefore people are making friends with the drunk you, you may be an utter tw*t when you're not drunk, or vice versa, this can be explained by the five stages of drunkness

Stage 1 - SMART
This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known Universe. You know everything and want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen.At this stage you are always RIGHT. And of course the person you are talking to is very WRONG. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are SMART.

Stage 2 - GOOD LOOKING
This is when you realise that you are the BEST LOOKING person in the entire bar and that people fancy you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing they fancy you and really want to talk to you.Bear in mind that you are still SMART, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.

Stage 3 - RICH
This is when you suddenly become the richest person in the world. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have an armoured truck full of money parked behind the bar. You can also make bets at this stage, because of course, you are still SMART, so naturally you will win all your bets.It doesn't matter how much you bet 'cos you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, because now you are the BEST LOOKING person in the world.

Stage 4 - BULLET PROOF
You are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because nothing can hurt you. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge to a battle of wits or money.You have no fear of losing this battle because you are SMART, you are RICH and hell, you're BETTER LOOKING than they are anyway!

Stage 5 - INVISIBLE
This is the Final Stage of Drunkenness.
At this point you can do anything because NO ONE CAN SEE YOU. You dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You are also invisible to the person who wants to fight you.
You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you're still SMART you know all the words.

Answer 3

Sober isn't really a requirement, as no one can see you vomit, smell your breath or notice if you fall off your chair, but it is a good idea to have some kind of intelligent thing to say. You might have a little work to do. But hey, don't give up, if you're totally rejected at least you're not sober enough to give a damn.

Answer 4

Yeaah yeeaahhh I get you man
You have way many more many more chances of being, i mean MAKING friends when you're drunk online cuz you're completely WOOOHOOO and you say things you dared not do sober! Because because because it's like you don't have any strings attached with these useless fcuking questions in your head that go
"should i say that?? should i??????? naaaahhh noooo! wtf nooooo i shoudn't say that, that's SOOO inappropraite omgosshhhh"
When you're drunk it's like AAAHHAHAHAHAHAHA yess yess yess i'll say ittt

take care darlingg
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Answer 5

Alot of people are happy when they're drunk, so I will be your friend :) Have a good one, and enjoy being drunk. I will be later :)

Answer 6

its only 9:36 am ET in the morning why are u drunk so early

Answer 7

we should get drunk together,thats a good way to make friends!

Answer 8

i'm not drunk right now, but i have made friends on line being drunk before, work better in adult chat rooms

Answer 9

Take treatment and get out of drinking habit,u will find so many good friends.

Answer 10

Sober up