Sometimes being a blonde isn't easy, especially if you're cooking...
MONDAY
It's fun to cook for Bob. Today I made angel food cake. The recipe said beat 12 eggs separately. The neighbors were nice enough to loan me some extra bowls.
TUESDAY
Bob wanted fruit salad for supper. The recipe said serve without dressing. So I didn't dress. What a surprise when Bob brought a friend home for supper.
WEDNESDAY
A good day for rice. The recipe said wash thoroughly before steaming the rice. It seemed kinda of silly but I took a bath. I can't say it improved the rice any.
THURSDAY
Today Bob asked for salad again. I tried a new recipe. It said prepare ingredients, then toss on a bed of lettuce one hour before serving. Which is what led up to Bob asking me why I was rolling around in the garden.
FRIDAY
I found an easy recipe for cookies. It said put all ingredients in bowl and beat it. There must have been something wrong with this recipe. When I got back, everything was the same as when I left.
SATURDAY
Bob did the shopping today and brought home a chicken. He asked me to dress it for Sunday (oh boy). For some reason Bob keeps counting to ten.
SUNDAY
Bob's folks came to dinner. I wanted to serve roast. All I could find was hamburger. Suddenly I had a flash of genius. I put the hamburger in the oven and set the controls for roast. It still came out hamburger, much to my disappointment.
GOOD NIGHT DEAR DIARY
This has been a very exciting week. I am eager for tomorrow to come so I can try out a new recipe on Bob. If we could just get a bigger oven, I would like to surprise him with Chocolate Moose.
2007-11-17 00:55:28 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
......and the blonde that was trying to put a tiger puzzle together, only to find it was a box of Frosted Flakes !
2007-11-17 01:36:55 · answer #1 · answered by Scorpius59 7 · 4⤊ 0⤋
Those are great. Worth a big star.
2007-11-17 11:55:32 · answer #2 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Why does he keep counting to 10?
I didn't understand that one!! :(
2007-11-17 16:34:33 · answer #3 · answered by professortvz 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very Good mate a * for you - You better hid from P_B2
2007-11-17 09:15:03 · answer #4 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
worth a giggle
2007-11-17 11:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by Fr3dinbed 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Best Blonde Joke yet! *star* for you!
2007-11-17 15:58:06 · answer #6 · answered by Andrea H 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oops she's gonna be after you hun, i'd go and hide somewhere, promise i won't tell her where you are, pmsl hun
HE'S OVER HERE HUN
star time
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2007-11-17 09:37:17 · answer #7 · answered by tastybits 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny 10.
2007-11-17 09:17:22 · answer #8 · answered by xyz 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
does she do take aways .could i order one for a week on friday.lol
2007-11-17 09:38:07 · answer #9 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-11-17 09:00:21 · answer #10 · answered by Abolir Las Farc 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋