Carl, who has been very sick is visiting his doctor to get
the results of a battery of tests. "What are my chances
of recovering, Doc?" he asks.
"One hundred percent, " the doctor assures
him.
"That's a relief, " Carl says. "But
how can you be so sure?"
"Well, " the doctor says, "statistics
show that nine out of every 10 patients with your disease
will die. Yours is the 10th case I've treated. The others
have all died. So you are bound to get well."
2007-11-16 22:39:51 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol have a star =D
xx
2007-11-18 20:43:11 · answer #1 · answered by ♥x.haylz.x♥ 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-16 22:42:47 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Very Good LOL
2007-11-17 00:56:00 · answer #3 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hhahahah
Keep them coming!
2007-11-16 22:48:29 · answer #4 · answered by Essmee4U 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, brilliant joke.
2007-11-16 23:36:58 · answer #5 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-11-16 22:51:09 · answer #6 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha! i get it! yay
soz im blonde nd it usually takes a while
2007-11-16 22:45:28 · answer #7 · answered by katie h 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol funny
2007-11-17 01:47:12 · answer #8 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-11-17 00:36:48 · answer #9 · answered by frostbite2 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
blonde doc
hey
2007-11-16 22:43:10 · answer #10 · answered by this_is_me 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋