For some time many of us have wondered
just who Jack Schitt is. We find ourselves at a loss when
someone says "you don't know Jack Schitt!!"
Well, thanks to genealogy efforts you
can now respond in an intelligent way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Ave Schitt,
the fertilizer magnate married O. Schitt, the owner of
Needeep N. Schitt Inc. and had one son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt,
the deeply religious couple produced six children, Hollie , Giva , Fulla , Bull and the twins Deep and Dip. After
15 years Noe and Jack divorced. Noe Schitt later married
Ted Sherlock and because her kids were living with them,
she wanted to keep her previous name. She then became Noe
Schitt-Sherlock.
2007-11-16 22:14:40 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt,
and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition
named Chicken Schitt, two of the other six children, Fulla
Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout childhood
and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual
ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced
the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Schitt-Happens children
were named, Dawg, Bird and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home
to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with
his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says "you don't
know Jack Schitt!" You can correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
2007-11-16 22:15:01 · update #1
Morning. Thank you again!
Fulla went to China married a chinese guy which changed her name to Poo
2007-11-16 22:31:03 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Jack Daniels
2016-05-23 23:05:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 100!
2007-11-16 22:52:14 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Did one of them marry a low life and they were know as commoners schit.
2007-11-16 22:22:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Damn,was gonna post this but didnt think people would like it,i was wrong!
2007-11-16 23:08:10 · answer #5 · answered by Freakin 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha very good 10/10
2007-11-16 22:27:37 · answer #6 · answered by Ĕrotic Ńightmare 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha. i will be sure to do that. (then i'll get locked up in the looney bin!) haha! that's ok. i've heard it's nice!
hilarious joke!
2007-11-17 03:33:35 · answer #7 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeh ive read that before.
Many years ago!
About 5 years actually.
And its still funny.
2007-11-16 22:17:52 · answer #8 · answered by blueblue 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats the best one thats been on here for a while
2007-11-16 22:23:25 · answer #9 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that was actually quite funny
2007-11-16 22:17:38 · answer #10 · answered by Deano 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋