Answers at the end,read it all,not as dirty as some may think
1. What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has only two
of?
2. What can you find in a man's trousers that is about six
inches long and has a head on it? (Hint: Teenage girls love
these so much that they'll often blow them without
even thinking about it!)
3. What word starts with f and ends with u-c-k?
4. Name a four letter word that ends in u-n-t which may be
the name for a member of your family.
5. What is hard, six inches long, has nuts, and can make a
girl fat?
6. What four-letter word ends in i-t and is found on the bottom
of bird cages?
7. What goes in hard and pink and comes out soft and sticky?
8.A finger fits inside it, you might fiddle with it if you're
bored and the best man gets it first.
9. What is it that all men have one of; some men have longer
ones than others; the pope doesn't use his; and a man
gives it to his wife after they're married?
2007-11-16 22:11:58 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
1. Legs 2. A Twenty Dollar Bill 3. Firetruck 4. Aunt 5. An Almond Joy Candy Bar 6. Grit 7. Bubblegun 8. Wedding Ring 9. Last Name
2007-11-16 22:12:25 · update #1
Haha! I am amused! ^_^ My little cousin is telling *really* terrible jokes behind me... yo mammas so fat jokes actually. That was a welcome reprieve! Thanks!
xxx
2007-11-16 22:18:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny! Cool ones! 100!
2007-11-17 06:42:10 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, sooooooo funny.*.
10/10,brilliant work.
I got some right.....the others ............
well ..some kind of dirty mind of mine,got them wrong.
hahaha.
2007-11-17 07:46:20 · answer #3 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
pretty funny I did only get one or two though
2007-11-17 06:18:01 · answer #4 · answered by angela m 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
absolutley brilliant, i can't get enough of them !! :D :D :D
i believe i do have a dirty mind !!
2007-11-17 06:16:15 · answer #5 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ok, yep, I admit it,......I have a filthy mind.....lol
Well Done !!!!
2007-11-17 06:27:36 · answer #6 · answered by Curious39 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh i got them all wrong lmao.*
2007-11-17 06:15:26 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
dont give up your day job
2007-11-17 06:19:15 · answer #8 · answered by Snot Me 6 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well............. I am glad you put those answers there or my mind would have been............ well you know the rest. Good ones thanks.
2007-11-17 06:16:26 · answer #9 · answered by .... 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
well.lol
2007-11-17 06:16:17 · answer #10 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋