Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking
up their crap.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, hot and can keep you up all night.
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to
work.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them
around.
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything
you hear.
2007-11-16 21:57:28 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the
bathroom.
Of course we all know this is not true.
2007-11-16 21:57:48 · update #1
hahaha where are you getting these? They are hilarious.
2007-11-16 22:03:41 · answer #1 · answered by .... 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
well the first part made me smile about apple and women. the second one depends if that coincide with the situation of one's life reading your anecdote. YET in my life experience I was both the top apple and grapes (as grapes my ex trampled me down but I rise up on such situation!!). To end my reply, I'll leave here a caption excerpts from my ballad: The Marquis heard as the Lady debated: “Aye, men are all the same: See women only as a used dame Good only for hearth, home and babe!" The Marquis smiled as a man retorted, "Nay! madam, not all are the same." "Aye, Sir, men can be big disillusion, ah shame! After what they get, comes the next wanton hunt! The Marquis frowned, as he came closer, Sensed Rainbow masked: her heart that bled, "Excuse my Lady, but I disagree Men are not the same like apple, monster and bee."
2016-05-23 23:05:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! 10!
2007-11-16 22:49:06 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Men are like mascara: they run at the first sign of emotion.
2007-11-17 03:10:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
the way i feel about some men at the moment (present company NOT included) I'd have to agree with most of them!!!!!!!!!!!!
thank you for sharing :)
2007-11-17 21:34:47 · answer #5 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Simply brilliant lol.
2007-11-16 22:20:09 · answer #6 · answered by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol, 10/10, excellent .
2007-11-16 23:51:11 · answer #7 · answered by xyz 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
true lol.lol
2007-11-16 22:05:03 · answer #8 · answered by HaSiCiT Bust A Tie A1 TieBusters 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
fantastic! and so true!
2007-11-16 22:04:03 · answer #9 · answered by sammy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋