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Filming in Scotland can be a difficult task given the ever-changing patterns of weather - as the old saying goes - want to experience four seasons? Come to Scotland on a day trip!

A film crew were filming in the highlands when an old Gaelic seer came hobbling by

"Tommorow rain." he informed them and hobbled on

Sure enough it rained the very next day. Again he hobbled past.

"Tomorrow sunshine." he let them know, and it was indeed a fine sunny day the next day,

The director was mighty impressed and got the crew to hire him and every day the wise old sage predicted accurately what the weather would be.

But after a couple of weeks the old man didn't show up and eventually the director found him in a bothy

"Hey, we need your predictions, why aren't you showing up."

"Radio broken." the old man replied.

2007-11-16 20:10:53 · 19 answers · asked by ♥Scottish♥Ƹ̵̡Ӝ̵̨̄Ʒ♥Fairy♥ 7 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

last one for just now folks, enjoy your saturday.

2007-11-16 20:11:36 · update #1

19 answers

Great one, I really enjoyed it!

2007-11-16 20:34:14 · answer #1 · answered by Happy. Finally. 3 · 1 0

Hey, why didn't you choose ' cornucopia ' instead of ' Mechelle. Ha, fantastic joke. Trust you had a lovely weekend. a star 4 u.

2007-11-19 02:16:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hehe very funny,thanx for the larfs m * dont take any notice of the nasty comments,some peeps just can never be nice or polite.I feel sorry for their friends and family.P.as you say,how desperate for the 2 points? bet ya they never answer a question,just show their grey grey hearts.Is it being nasty,jealous,ugly inside and out,or all 3 ? haaaaaaahaaaaa

2007-11-17 05:01:16 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Haven't heard this one before - not the funniest but I've seen a lot that are worse on YA :)

2007-11-17 04:46:15 · answer #4 · answered by Opalfire 3 · 1 0

Pmsl...
Corker

2007-11-17 11:51:23 · answer #5 · answered by DINGLE 3 · 0 0

hehehe, bet he's presenting the weather on t.v. now, pmsl hun

star time

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2007-11-17 07:47:03 · answer #6 · answered by tastybits 7 · 0 0

Very clever! They were paying him for what he was hearing on the radio!

2007-11-17 05:47:49 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

an excellent example
starred

2007-11-17 06:52:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Thank you Mechelle, big day today

2007-11-17 09:01:58 · answer #9 · answered by BRIAN M 5 · 0 1

Ha ha ha Hadn`t heard that one before,,,,

2007-11-17 04:20:54 · answer #10 · answered by McCanns are guilty 7 · 2 0

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