so don't let all these crazies bring you down.
(but i happen to know that there is a heaven....and it will be fun....and you're all invited)
and yes, there will be lots of christians there...but dad will shed them of their hate....and they'll have fun too! trust me....you'll actually get along with them.
and don't worry if you don't believe....its all good....dad never gave you free will anyway. so use that knowledge to forgive some christians for being so preachy...they don't have free will either!
cheers...and have a nice weekend.
2007-11-16 16:41:01 · 18 answers · asked by Jeff S Phoenix_AM 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
oh cool...jesus finally became level 2 and can give you a big round of thumbs ups.
2007-11-16 16:46:01 · update #1
if i could give you all 10 points, i would.
2007-11-16 16:46:17 · update #2
Awww, thanks Jesus. I always knew you were a nicer person than a lot of Christians make you out to be. :)
2007-11-16 16:45:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
So are you saying the only reason to become Christian is so we go to heaven? Do you see the selfishness in your belief system? Yes, take an oath of allegiance and come get your free reward.
2007-11-17 00:46:51 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
For the first time in a long time, I actually see a positive message that isn't sarcastic and insulting to non-christians.
I compliment you on your constructive message and effort to reach out to people with different opinions.
2007-11-17 00:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Too bad there isn't a heaven as well.
As much as I hate to break this to you, there isn't one single soul (pun intended) that came back to inform the world there is a heaven.
2007-11-17 00:55:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I was looking forward to finally being warm, now you go and burst that bubble :(
Bad Bad Jesus... You need a spanking...
My place tomorrow evening you bring the handcuffs I have the paddles?
2007-11-17 00:44:29 · answer #5 · answered by Diane (PFLAG) 7 · 5⤊ 1⤋
It is interesting. You can be judged by the earth, but there is no God to judge you. Don't be in a rush to celebrate what you convinced yourselves of.
From the believer.
2007-11-17 00:46:44 · answer #6 · answered by GodCares 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hey, jeese, say hi to cernunos for me, and tell zeus that i was not amused by his idea of barbeque. the neighbor's still looking for his dog.
2007-11-17 00:45:59 · answer #7 · answered by bad tim 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Groovy. You have a great weekend too.
2007-11-17 00:43:33 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
But being good all the time is soooo boring :-/
2007-11-17 00:44:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
yes i knew that
and no heaven either
2007-11-17 00:43:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋